Real Subtle: THE FIGURATIVE #HIM

REAL TALK THO.......

You see ALOT of crazy shit these days. People talking into what appears to clear blue nothing, that only turns out to be a bluetooth. People having apparent mood shifts after a quick peek into the palm of their hands, starving college grads spralled out in courtyards in business plazas around the United States, and somehow they are still making new episodes of the fucking Jersey Shore!

But aside from all the other crazy things in the world, theres a new trend of craziness brewing within the world of Social Media. The madness is....

                   .                ........THE FIGURATIVE HE........      
OR


                                    #THEFIGURATIVEHIM 

either or............
                    

                                                                                 .........the shit is crazy. 

have you ever been on twitter and seen some lonely broad drone on like this ?

"chillnazzbreeze Breeze

pretty much got this kid cudi "teleport 2 me" on repeat !! i wish i could have #oomf teleport to me right now #him "

                                          or.....
                                                  

"ClassyIs_Me Ol'Head Chick

And I find something wrong with every potential # ! smfh  "Him

WTF is this shit really about.....

are women so loose nowadays..that rather than name check their significant other....they have limited romance to a pronoun?

its AN EPIDEMIC! and these ho's only say "HIM" because they are always refererring to someone else!

the above for example....

"I FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERY POTENTIAL HIM"

A. that sounds like a personal problem.

B. Bitch how many niggas got potential to be him? every nigga i know is a him...I duuno bout you!

I have NO idea how this started....but you birds need to STOP. save your needyness for a counselour, there are no "SHOOTING STARS"  on TWITTER. You can try to put it into the world ALLLLLLL you want, its still not gonna happen and

THIS NIGGA

ONLY WORKS WEEKENDS

 so DO US ALL A FAVOR, get a houseplant, adopt a kitten, Shit, have a baby. whatever is gonna take your mind off of finding Mister Right, so that he can hurry up and find you. I know you dont wanna hear it...but

#IMJUSTBEINREAL  - (AD.)