Sunday, January 29, 2012

#HARDCORE: WHITE PEOPLE LOVE THEIR DOGS



                                                                


Have you Ever slept with your dog in A bed??





                                                                                   ....... ever Dressed your dog in a Shirt?




.............Have You Ever Kissed Your Dog In the Mouth?





                                                       ....Or Fed your dog with a untensil YOU were eating with?







If you Answered yes to any of these questions, than chances are that you are probably white, and if not most of your friends probably are.


Not that theres anything wrong with white people...



It just that WHITE PEOPLE REALLY LOVE DOGS, and they dont have a problem with letting you know about it.



 The notion that A dog is less of a Pet and more of a Member of a family just not a notion that we black people have Succumb to yet,

We might train a Dog to KILL , PEE outside, or LOOK CUTE. but we're not about to give them Our last name and A bedroom.

Scrolling through the internet i found THIS article

"In a sad twist to a story about a man and his best friend, actor Nick Santino committed suicide after being forced to euthanize his healthy pit-bull-mix, Rocco.
According to reports, Nick, who is noted for his acting appearances on soap operas such as "The Guiding Light" and "All My Children" was forced to get rid of his dog under pressure from his Upper West Side apartment complex."

Apparently dude committed suicide after having to put his dog to Sleep. #RIP


                                                                                



                                                                         .......After Reading that i thought.....Damn....



















........White people really love their dogs......
                                                                                      




                                                                                               #IMJUSTBEINREAL -(AD.)

REAL SUBTLE: GOOD GAME YA BUMS

REAL TALK......
Today was the first(of 4) Meeting between Chicago Bulls and The Miami Heat @Miami and boy was it a Game. The Final Score was 97- 93 (Heat) and the MVP and former MVP scored 34 and 35 points each. 


Not only did these two teams compete, in fact they competed so hard that they STRUGGLED.

Some of the plays looked like they were being coached by A YMCA JUNIOR LAKERS coach. Like when The bulls missed 5 shots, and got 6 Rebounds before they got a bucket. And lets not for get the BACK To BACK(x2)  bricks the "MVP"'s Put up at the free throw line in competetive failures.


If you guys Cant put on a pair of "CLUTCH Jeans" this early in the season I dont think You should be getting fitted for rings ANY TIME SOON, so yall might need to .........STEP YALL GAME UP  

BUT HEY....GOOD GAME YA BUMS....Keep em coming.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

REAL SUBTLE: NEWT GINGRICH WANTS KIDS TO CLEAN TOILETS

REAL TALK THO......
This guy might be the president...He's the republican Parties front runner. #beware

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

#LOWKEY: THE NOVELTY OF WHITE PEOPLE IN HIPHOP

LOWKEY THO......


If you would have told me 3 years ago that this was going to be the face of gangster rap.......



                                                                     ......Ida slapped the fuck outta you.

But nowadays you see more and more White people in rap videos.


                          AND WHY NOT!? we're making progress arent we!?


THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK, LET EM HAVE A FEW RAPPERS!



But what started off as A talented group of gifted pale faced spitters has quickly turned into a find a whitey contest.








Everybody is looking to Cash In on the new Hype.....



Corny Suburban Characters.

Im all for diversity, dont get me wrong. but right now if you happen to white and have the slightest bit of coordination, the ability to sag your pants, appear like you have an attitude and maybe get a tattoo, there is a deal waiting for you at a major Label somewhere.....


                                                                        ...........NO U DONT HAVE TO BE GOOD!!!





......THESE KIDS ARE TERRIBLE!





You just have to be non threating enough To pass a screen Test, and Take the CEO's daughter to Prom.
                                                     













Its An EPIDEMIC! and the worst part about it is is the novelty develops them loyal band-like fanbases
based on the simple fact that...they look like band memebers.

i mean if theres indeed a message in music...we certainly dont need any input from HER
                                                          SPARE ME, I Am NO RACIST.



EMINEM is the best lyricist period if you ask me. And a great deal of Eminems Lyricism comes from the fact that He has A STORY TO TELL. Which most of these poor young scouts DO NOT. They have no past, no history, no struggle. Just a microphone and A couple Black friends.

So the next time u hear one of these hip hop One tree hill Cast members on the radio, ask your self this question...Would I be entertained by this song...if this person wasnt white?

REAL SUBTLE: WHATS YOUR PRICE?

REAL TALK THO........












Niggas will do ANYTHING for $$$.....




                                                                                       Rob, Steal, Kill, Hustle, Grind.....






                       ..........Rap, Sing, Dance, Act, Run, Jump.....
                                                         S T R I P
God forbid somtimes they even.......


                               


                                                                           

                                                                                                           
                                                                                                 ......GO TO COLLEGE.


No matter what your economic phase in life, EVERYONE has a price




                                                              


                                                      I KNOW!






                                                                                                ..........not you right? -_-




Not a price in a sense of selling yourself into Sex trade for money. I mean that most peoples general hopes and aspirations, dreams and desired are directed towards one number. For some its a very small figure, and others its grandiose, but everyone works their life away with a quote in the back of their mind for an amount of money that would make all of their problems go away.




                                            
                                          EVERYBODY HAS BILLS DONT THEY?




So you cant blame somebody who sells out, just like you cant blame a kid for taking candy. It just what people do. But When you see someone allow money to outweight morality it makes the play for your paockets more apparent. Waka Flocka For Peta? I dont even believe he know what an endangered species is....
                  I mean Keep in Mind...this man has made a career on advocating violence against people.
its like the people over at PETA had no idea who they reached...They just picked the first Rapper who said yes, and Waka showed up in a towel as soon as they said "TEN THOUSAND" .








If the shameless Promotion couldnt get worse, MR GO HARD IN THE MOTHERF#@&IN PAINT has just started a charity organization, whos main objective is to Stop BULLYING. #CMON SON!!  








YOU WANT TO STOP BULLYING???????






                                                                                               PUT DOWN THE MICROPHONE!!!!!!


as if the content of the niggas music wasnt enough to tell you that this FOOL is not a ROLE MODEL






While at the opening of his campaign...he curses at the kids.
                     NOW MAYBE I HAVE THIS ALL WRONG........






                                                              ................Maybe waka is a compassionate dude.....


......Maybe He loves kids, and furry little animals........




                                    .........Maybe all the violence and drugs he influences are just an attempt to get paid..






..............EITHER WAY........




                                                .................The NIGGAS A SELL OUT.

                                       #IMJUSTBEINREAL- (AD.)

Monday, January 23, 2012

LOWKEY: SPORTS ARE RIGGED

LOWKEY THO......






Your Favorite Sport is Fixed.
                                                                                Well Wait......






If your favorite sport is................Tennis
                                                  GOLF
                                                 VOLLEYBALL
                                                 GYMNASTICS
                                                 NASCAR
                                                  HOCKEY
                                                  BASEBALL
                                                or You Watch the MLS OR THE WNBA








THEN NO, your favorite sport isnt rigged, because noone cares about those. (if your favorite sport is cheerleading CONGRATULATIONS! u dont like sports at all)





Im talking about REAL SPORTS. Im talking about grit, determination and CONTACT. 

Im talking about  INJURIES EVERY WEEK, Im talkin Injuries that would have a nigga like you or Me O.C. for a couple monthes, that dudes go out and play with the next night.I mean Hacking, Blocking, Tackling, Running, Referee Whistle, Good ol' Fashioned,  Great American PRIME TIME SPORTS.



Each with their own Respective Time, part of the year, and respective tier, these sporting giants are now a mainstay in American Culture. They are literally, One Facet of every day life..

THE NEWS IS JUST STORIES, SPORTS AND THE WEATHER RIGHT?

THEY ARE AN INDUSTRY AND LIKE ANY OTHER THEY ARE GUIDED BY THE PROFIT MOTIVE($$$$$$$$$)

What started out as kids outside as a ball, turned into billions in revenue.

and so ALL THE PLAYERS, OWNERS, AND CITIES TURNED INTO BUSINESS MEN....

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW PLAYED UP SOME OF THESE STORYLINES ARE LATELY?
                                                  
I mean theres alot at stake here........



We gotta keep it interesting!
I mean its sports...but the moneys in ENTERTAINMENT



                            

                        
                     " IM TAKING MY TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH...."










you couldnt write better shit than this!
 
you saw how the lakers did my nigga lamar odom... -__-
traded his ass FOR NO REASON....
                                                                                                       NO EXPLANATION.......



But I bet you'll get the answer on the new....










 And how CONVIENIENT for the lockout to end on Christmas.


                                                     BRAVO
We Got Brady and Eli in the SuperBowl again, and Dont get me fuckin started on Tim Tebow



The List of Questionable shit goes on and on, Of course the question is if you would choose to question it. I know that alot of people love sports, But alot of people love money. And alot of people who have money, Play sports, or Own teams. The worst thing that they could do, is lose your attention. I know i sound like a conspiracy Theorist but...


#IMJUSTBEINREAL - (AD.)

HARDCORE: ADOT LIVE 1-18

AS YOU MAY KNOW.....



Im A HARDCORE Inf fan. I absolutely love that guy, he sings the soundtrack to my life and keeps me walking to the beat of another Drum. Like i told yall earlier He had some shows this week (One of which was cancelled but thats a story for another time) and This "Liquid Lounge" Show was one u could have only been there to fully understand! the venue was Dank when you first walked inside...U see A a Bar,  A Stage, A dance floor and its pretty unmoving. Then...you take one step past the Bar and u find a GLORIOUS SMOKERS SECTION. Best believe that this reporter spent a majority of his night there, where I sat anxiously for about and Hour and A half listening to upcoming artists struggle Until finally around 12:30 when this nigga Adot hit the stage, and of course it was worth The wait. the crowd got Into it and at the beginning of "Fast Life" Dot screwed his lines, but saved it like a true showman... Check out the Video Below!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

REAL SUBTLE: RATCHET REACTION TIME

                        

REAL TALK THO.......


You ever been in a mutual setting with another black person, whos outright Ratchetness embaressed you EVEN THOUGH you have never met them?






                                                    DONT FEEL BAD...........











WE ALL HAVE.  






 like that one friend or family member that you cant take any where because they threaten to "CUT" people.


Wouldnt it be nice to be able to weed those people out? WELL NOW YOU CAN WITH......


RATCHET REACTION TIME!


What is Ratchet Reaction Time you say? Our High So-Scientists believe that the Trigger to Ratchetness is located somwhere in the Auditory nerve(the Ear) and That how RATCHET someone is can be determined simply by how quickly they react to hearing "THEIR SONG"

How Can You Test Ratchet Reaction Time at Home today?! Just Play the sample Below and Follow the Scale!

IF SHE COULDNT HELP BUT DANCE IN....

0-10 Seconds..... SHE RATCH BRAH!!
10- 20 Seconds..... SHES SUB-RATCH!!
20- 30 Seconds.... SHE RATCH ON THE UNDER
30-40 Seconds.... SHE LOWKEY RATCH!
NO REACTION.....SHES A LADY! #WINNER


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

REAL SUBTLE: " I Respect Females"

REAL TALK THO......

Do you ever wish someone would take their own advice? like....
                                      "Why are you talking to me about $$$$...ur Broke"


Or have you ever had someone tell you A story, and then tell a different version of that story to another person right in front of you???....
                      I KNOW........











SEEMS KINDA PHONY RIGHT?


But nowadays you see alot more people emobodying thier PERSONA than you see EMBRACING their PERSONALITIES. And TWITTER is A forum where ones insecurity can amass them A WEALTH of success. HOW YOU ASK?? Twitter is full of insecure people, all looking to have thier feelings validated by people who on the Grand scale, are strangers. Its easy to find solidarity in the fact that you have the same problems (LIKE AN AA MEETING) and you are instantly gratified, by every new follower, with the notion that     Y O U A R E CO O L

 So everyday Thousands of credential-less preachers, sports casters, motivational speakers, and relationship advice counselours take to the Internet, masked with an  "@name" and a computer screen like the SUPER HEROES of the twitterverse to right what is wrong in other peoples houses. And much like your favorite super hero, After a long day of saving the world they come home to a personal life in shambles. 





         ................U EVER HEARD OF BATMANS WIFE?                 


thats cuz he doesnt have one.



and the truth of the matter is that your spirit guide, is a sinner, Ur sports analyst has never played ball a day in his life, Your motivational speaker is depressed, Your financial advisor is broke and the person your taking relationship advice from is both SINGLE & BI-SEXUAL -_- and everything is just not always the way it seems. How many of these people do you think got up and said "MY PURPOSE IS CLEAR...IM GOING TO CHANGE LIVES WITH MY TWEETS " #FUCKNO !
Sadly these folks dont care about you at all, they just like the attention ... Because they are  ....
                   THIRSTY FOR A RETWEET
I Know u dont want to hear this but......

                                                                                                             #ImJustBeinReal- (AD.)

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

HARDCORE: 60 Martin Luther King Days later, and Still No Progress


You hear alot of talk (mostly rhetoric) these days about All the progress we as a people have made here in the united states. Yet every day there is another group of people speaking out about just how they are feeling disenfranchised, another person is being denied the American dream. From the nintey-nine percenters, to the LBGT crowd, to the legal and illegal immigrants trying to recieve amnesty, shit even the tea partiers trying to keep them out. Every week America is calling attention to the plight of a different group of its citizens and supporting its cause of the moment, while one group of people is carelessly overlooked as the systems biggest target. THE BLACK MAN. THE CHAMPION OF CIVIL RIGHTS, literally the founder of moral humanity in the United States, is actually being set back further now during the "progressive era" than he was during the Jim Crow era. according to a Huffington Post Article HERE there are more black men now either incarcerated or under the watch of the Government (probation, parole, etc) than were slaves prior to the civil war! The long term effects to this trend include absent fathers, and limited political power due to the amount of African Americans currently under felony probation. The worst part of it is that this is the governments I N T E N T I O N. and they are INTENTIONALLY sending police to your neighborhoods to enforce this standard. Isnt it good to know that after all these years your still Public enemy number one? well they say if you dont have haters...your not doing something right, apparently in America, we're perfect. Dont buy into the media Hype, dont let them sell you with their "MLK Days" and "Black History Monthes" shit is NOT ALRIGHT YET. so lets not pretend like it is, we have a LONG way to go, and theres alot more to fight for. Which side of history will you be on??